"Having slain the hordes of Azoth single-handedly, without even unsheathing the Sword of Universal Destruction, your half grey elven/half gold dragon 50th-level [Paladin]?/[Magic-User]?/[Cleric]?/[Monk]?/[Bard]? gazes down upon the pitiful [Cthulhu]? who grovels at his feet..."